Kim-ye's Baby Extravaganza.

Kim Kardashian had her baby girl about a week ago and rumor has it her and Kanye named the baby "North West". B Y E.

Well Isn't that Just PRECIOUS.

Yes indeed, I'm sure you've all heard the news by now that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting a child. Even though I've lost all love for Kim over the past year or two, I wish them the best and hope that this isn't some media ploy. But then again, knowing her, it probably is. Oh well. Smooches.

Someone Make It STOP!!!

I"m getting sick and tired of hearing these rumors of our beloved Lam-Lam cheating on Khloe!!! This gossip is irksome and getting old, fast. I honestly don't want to believe any of these rumors because if it's true I'd be completely and utterly devastated in so many ways, so I'm going to go ahead and believe that Lam is faithful and as wonderful to Khloe as he is depicted to be on television. But in any case, if these horrid rumors were to be true, as my good friend has expressed, just blame it on KIM!!! Everything evil in this world is that ho's fault! Smooches to Khloe & Lam living in harmony with puppies & bunny rabbits. Oh, and hopefully KIDS soon :)

A Kimye Engagement May Be Upon Us...

The gates of hell are obviously opening up because Kanye is rumored to be proposing to Kim Kardashian very, very soon. Sources are saying that there could be an announcement of their engagement as soon as Monday, so be sure to bring your barf bags & knives to work in the beginning of the week so we can all collectively slit our wrists. Kim claims that she wants to be more private about her relationships these days, and the only thing I have to say to that is HAHA, take a seat you simple ass bitch. All we can do is pray that the K! network will not waste our life away with another fake wedding special. Smooches.

Kim K. Stoops to New Lows...

Apparently some drama broke out between Beyonce and none other than the most pathetic piece of shit on the planet, (drum roll please...) Kim Kardashian, at the Made in America Festival this past weekend!

The backstory to this one is that Jay-Z was being filmed for a documentary by Ron Howard, and that Kim tried to work her way into the spotlight of that documentary as well. This makes perfect sense since Kim has accomplished soooooo much in her career and has even more credentials all around than Jay-Z and Beyonce combined!!!!!!! Anyways, B was rightfully not feeling Kim's rachetness and took her aside to explain to her that the documentary was about her boo, and not Kim! Good for Beyonce for speaking up, someone needs to put that bitch in her place!

Anyways, Kim's plans to continue her social-climbing ways may have hit a HUGE roadblock considering the fact that Beyonce is clearly not trying to fuck with her DUMB ass in anyway at all. Rumor has it that Jay had to pull his wifey aside to tell her to at least try and pretend to place nicely with Kim because she is Kanye's boo. WOMP WOMP. Nice try Kimmie!! Smooches.

SOMEONE'S Dreams Are Coming True!!

And it ain't Beyonce!!!! Kim's mission in life has seemingly been accomplished as she took in a Watch the Throne show with Queen B in the U.K. the other night. And I'm sure it ain't coincidental that Beyonce is trying to shield her face from the cameras to avoid being photographed with Kim. OH WELL LOL. Smooches.

Forbes' Most Powerful Celebs...

The new list is in and it is interesting indeed. I think it's always fascinating to see who is at the top of this list, as it can often be a surprise. Here's a glance at the top 10 and their earnings (which I assume are solely for the past year). Must be nice.



1. Jennifer Lopez- $52 million


2. Oprah Winfrey- $165 million


3. Justin Bieber- $55 million


4. Riri- $53 million


5. Lady Gaga- $52 million


6. Britney Spears- $58 million


7. Kim Kardashian- $18 million 


8. Katy Perry- $45 million


9. Tom Cruise- $75 million


10. Steven Spielberg- $130 million

Here's a link to the article as well: http://www.forbes.com/celebrities/

Rumor Has It...

That Kris Jenner was actually the one responsible for orchestrating Kim's sex tape with Ray-J (aka the only reason why anyone knows who Kim is in the first place). Kris Humphries' ex-boo, Myla Sinanaj is claiming that Kris himself has sent her text messages in the past confirming that Kris Jenner was responsible for ordering Kim to do the sex tape, and actually re-shoot the sex tape after the first cut to obviously catapult her way into the lime-light. I pray this isn't true because that is the lowest of the low for any mother, but it is a rumor after all so there's a chance this story isn't true. Anyways, smooches.

Y'all Already Know What Time It Is!!

That's right, it's time for ANOTHER new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians!!! You know the Kardashian clan stays on can'tstopwon'tstop status, and you know I stay watching that shit!!! The premiere of season 7 airs tonight on the K! channel at a new time, 9pm Eastern, so don't forget to watch people. Smooches.

"Grandmas Watch Kardashian Sex Tape"

Oh Lord.

Dolla Dolla Billz, Y'all.

Smooches to that $40 mill daaaaaahling.

Apparently the Kardashian family (with Kris Jenner's signature of course) has just signed a $40 million deal with the K! Network for 3 more seasons of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Kris Jenner is the absolute queen of gettin' those dollaz to holla and the Kardashian family will continue to be a money making machine at least for a bit longer. Hopefully this will also take a bit of pressure off of our sweet Lam-Lam in trying to rake in those NBA bucks as well. Say what you want about this family, but the Kardashians are some paid ass bitches and your hate will not stop them from bathing in $100 bills at night while we all live our un-fabulous ass lives. It is truly out of this world how this family has gained so much fame. Also, I would love to see Kim's bank statements for this past year. That bitch could probably feed many third-world nations I'm sure. Anyways, smooches.

A Melo Appreciation Party...

Here's Melo having some appreciation party in the Meatpacking District along with Lala & of course the famewhores themselves, Kim & Kanye. But more importantly, smooches to the other Knicks players that attended this event, especially since we've CLINCHED A PLAYOFF SPOT. YEAAAA BOYYYYY.





Source: theybf.com

Glendale, Arizona Will Soon Be Evacuated

Watch this clip to find out why.

A Match Made in Hell.

Someone PLEASE strap them onto a bike & push them off of a cliff!!

Apparently Kim & Kanye are fucking or dating or WHATEVER, who the fuck CARES. I'm honestly ashamed of myself for even posting about this shit, but it's painfully obvious that this was all perfectly crafted by the queen of all famewhores herself, Kim Kardashian, and that Kanye has decided to come along for the ride. Literally the day after Kanye releases a track with lyrics about how he fell in love with Kim's plastic face and empty personality when she was with Kris Humphries, pics surface of Kim & Kanye going on a movie date, and then later Kim leaving Kanye's apartment in NYC the next day in the same clothes. OMG what a coincidence!!!! NO. I'm really over this fuckin retarded ass shit and Kim needs to take a PERMANENT SEAT. Once again, I apologize for wasting everyone's time posting about this. Smooches.

It Doesn't Get Much Better Than This, Folks.

HOT!!!!

Flour looks good on you, girl.

Kim Kardashian was at some event promoting some shit which is a shocker because I know she despises all of the attention and fame that she gets. Anyways, this bitch obviously does not take people seriously when they say they are offended by her wearing fur, and she finally got what was coming for her... flour all over her dumbass!!! A big thank you to whomever did this, and they can now sleep well at night knowing that more than just animal activists were glad to see this happen. Smooches.

So About Last Night on K&K Take NY...

Kim Kardashian is officially a worthless piece of shit! She was sooo out of line with her angry rants directed at Khloe in last night's episode, and it's obvious that Kim puts up this nice front and is a BITCH deep down inside. Kim is clearly jealous of Khloe & her fab life with Lamar, and if I was with my bff Khloe when this happened Kim would've got MERKED REAL QUICK. Watch your back Kim, I'm COMING FOR YA!! Anyways smooches to Khloe for keeping it classy and not stopping to Kim's pathetic level.

Kim & Kourtney Take NY Season 2...

Even though the bitch is full of it and I am no longer fucking with her, Kim & Kourtney Take NY season 2 premieres tonight on the K! Network and you know my ass will be glued to my tv set. It will be very entertaining to see how Kris Humphries is portrayed in this season, (most likely in the most negative way possible) and his reputation is probably about to be ruined unfortunately for him. Anyways, remember to tune in tonight at 10pm to watch Kim's train-wreck of a life. Also, I just can't with this ad, it's absolutely absurd. Smooches.

Wait... WHAT????!!!!!!!!

I usually don't like posting about Kim K. these days because that bitch is dead to me but I needed to talk on this shit. So apparently Kris Humphries may file a $10 million lawsuit against the Kardashians for portraying him in a negative light on the next season of Kim & Kourtney Take NY. But let's skip to the most important part of all of this. Apparently the Kardashians and the K! Network are attempting to make Kris seems like he's homophobic as he is said to have called Jonathan Cheban "gay" in an offensive way during one of the episodes. But then what comes next I think is a shocker to us ALL. This source is also claiming that JONATHAN CHEBAN IS NOT GAY!!!!!!!??????? I'm not buying this one bit and I'm shocked that anyone could even think to consider him to be a heterosexual male. This is just some fucked up shit and Jonathan needs to SWING THEM DOORS OPEN FROM HIS CLOSET IMMEDIATELY CAUSE WE AIN'T BUYIN IT BOO BOO. Smooches.

'Rolling My Eyes'

Apparently Kim & Kris are trying to "reconcile" their marriage by meeting with a pastor or some shit in Minneapolis blah blah blah WHO CARES. I'm sure this could present another Kardashian Special though on the K! channel. I'm over it. Smooches.




Source: theybf.com

Kardashian Divorce Skit on SNL!

THIS IS SO ON POINT LOL!