Gone With the Wind, Evicted.

RHOATL star Kenya Moore has been evicted from her $4,000 a month Atlanta home and she claims it's because her landlord is "jealous" and some other bullshit. Apparently Kenya owed money on the house that she never paid and her neighbors were complaining that she was bringing too much attention to the area. Kenya guuuuurrlll you betta twirl your way to the bank! Smooches.

Amanda Bynes Has Been Captured!

By the Po-Po!! Amanda was arrested in Manhattan after throwing her bong out of her midtown apartment window yesterday evening. Apparently Miss Bynes was rolling a J in her lobby and smoking mad weed which caused others in the building to complain. She was also taken to a local hospital to be evaluated because it's clear that people suspect she might be a little mentally unstable. Anyways, if Amanda really does have a serious mental issue, all jokes aside, hopefully she will get some help. I have to admit though, it was a bit fun watching her antics recently. Smooches.

Mother Calls Police on Son for Stealing Her Pop Tarts.

Latasha Renee Love is clearly not the one. She called the police on her son for stealing her coveted box of Pop Tarts, one of the most devastating things you can do to a person. Her son will now have to go to Juvenile Court which is a light punishment if you ax me. Smooches to this story.








Source: Complex.com

A Special Message to the People at Maxim Magazine.

Y'all are either blind, mentally retarded, or BOTH for picking Miley Cyrus at #1 for your 2013 Hot 100 list. Miley is all types of busted and your entire magazine should have a stadium full of seats!!! Miley herself expressed that she thought Rihanna should've had that spot and she is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.  As expected there were virtually no black women on this list and that ain't right! No smooches to you Maxim.

Barely Clinging to Life...

The Knicks are on the verge of elimination after another very poor performance against the Indiana Pacers. They are now down 3 games to 1 aka their season is basically over. I've been extremely disappointed with the Knicks' effort, mostly on the offensive side of the ball in this series particularly.

Ever since his suspension in the first round against the Boston Celtics, J.R. Smith has been virtually useless in this series shooting a horrid shooting percentage and not providing any help to this already anemic offense. The Knicks are also getting murdered on the boards and giving up far too many offensive rebounds and second chance opportunities to the Pacers.

Game 5 is in New York tomorrow night and it could very well be the Knicks last unfortunately. I hope that they can somehow find it in themselves to dramatically turn this series around, but judging by their performance all series long, this simply doesn't seem feasible. No smooches to you Knicks!!!

True Life: Farrah Abraham's Life is in the Guttah.

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has released her own sex tape with porn star James Deen and sold it to Vivid Entertainment for a reported $1.5 million. This chick is probably going through some shit right now and acting out so let's hope Farrah can get herself together for the sake of herself and more importantly her daughter! From Teen Mom to Porn actress. Alrighty then Farrah. Smooches.

Ja Rule is Free!

Ok I won't front, I had no idea whatsoever that Ja Rule was in prison for the last 2 years but at least the nigga is free now!! Maybe he will take us back to the early 2000s and bless us with some hits? Probably not but smooches anyways.

Not a Great Start Indeed.

I missed all of the Knicks' Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Semi-Finals yesterday afternoon, and I'm glad I did. The Pacers came into MSG and apparently shut the Knicks down defensively as Carmelo Anthony has continued his shooting struggles from the field the past few games. J.R. Smith has also been nowhere to be found since his return from suspension in the first round against the Celtics. Unfortunately the Knicks just lost home-court advantage and must win Tuesday to avoid traveling to Indiana down 0-2. Wake up Knicks, it's do or die out here!!!

Jerry Jones Fucks Up Yet Again...

The Cowboys just gave Tony Romo a 6 year extension worth millions of dollars and all I have to say is same shit different year. It's clear that there's no one else available as good as Romo right now but this just doesn't give me much hope at all. I don't like to talk shit on my quarterback but he's done nothing but choke when it's mattered most no matter how well he had been playing beforehand. I pray to God that Romo gets his shit together one day and can lead the Boys' to a Super Bowl, but I just don't see that happening given his track record. Thanks again Jerry Jones for crushing any hope us Cowboys fans had for the next six years!! UGH.

Kenya Moore's "Gone With the Wind Fabulous"

Stassi Schroeder is the Devil.

I am certainly not proud of the fact that I've been watching Vanderpump Rules on Bravo (except that I do love me some Lisa Vanderpump). It's full of super shallow, boring people who all think they are hotties of the century, and the worst of them all is by far Stassi Schroeder. Stassi thinks she's God's gift to earth, and is truly one of the meanest girls I've ever watched on television. This chick is straight up crazy!!! Anyways, if you want to see the devil in the form of a blond white chick, just watch this show. Smooches.

Take a Seat, Lena Dunham.

So I'm glad I'm not the only one up in arms about the last episode of Girls. I'm not going to go deep into this because a lot of people have already expressed their opinions on it but basically Lena Dunham created an episode for herself where she gets involved with a MUCH more attractive, successful dude who is all over her. She ends up running her stupid mouth too much and ruins it all but I just was annoyed by the entire premise of the episode because it seemed so fucking unrealistic. Not to mention that Lena Dunham herself kind of irks me in general as she seems so self-involved and I think it projects greatly in her character on the show.

Anyways, I'm going to stop hating and talking shit and now turn this into a "hottie of the day" post because Patrick Wilson was lookin' real scrumptious in that episode. I really didn't know who he was before but I'm glad I do now! Oh and Lena please refrain from showing your titties so much on tv it's not a good look!!! Smooches.

It Must Suck To Be You, Lance Armstrong.

Lance Armstrong has finally come clean to the public about his past doping usage, and he did so in dramatic fashion with none other than Oprah. Lance was known as possibly the best cyclist this world had ever seen, but he he completely ruined his image, and was stripped all of his glory and medals because of his illegal drug use. This is why cheaters never win people!! (Well at least for the most part lol). Shame on you Lance.

The NBA Can Suck a Fat Dick.

The idiots that run the National Basketball Association have ever so wisely made the decision to suspend Carmelo Anthony for the Knicks' next game against the Indiana Pacers. Are you fucking kidding me?? Yes, Carmelo Anthony should not have pursued Kevin Garnett after the game had ended, (even though KG surely deserved a proper beatdown) but for fucks-sake, NOTHING WENT DOWN. I don't necessarily have a problem with the NBA's decision with this particular instance (that's a lie I DO), but more so with the league's lack of consistency over time in handling certain issues like these.

Let me present you with exhibit A: Kevin Garnett himself. KG litearlly choked a Knicks player out at the beginning of last season ON THE COURT at the end of a game after a loss, and what do you think happened to him? A suspension maybe? nope. Oh, but he at least was fined right?? NOPE. And don't even get me started on the fact that KG in the past taunted Tim Duncan by telling him Happy Mother's Day when he is fully aware that Duncan's mother passed away when he was 14. Oh, but KG doesn't deserve any punishment for that because it was just a verbal attack right? NO NO NO NO FUCK NO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! I'm sorry but this shit is PISSING ME OFF!!!!! I feel as though Melo doesn't get the same respect as other top tier players in this league, and the NBA needs to step the fuck up. Melo is constantly being hacked on the way to the basket and he never gets a fucking call!!

Ok, I'm going to try and calm myself down right now and be realistic about things. I will get over this. The Knicks will too. Most importantly, as pist off as I am as a Knicks fan, this team needs to find ways to better keep their composure during games. If this were a playoff game, Melo and the Knicks would have essentially lost because they were unable to handle their tempers. So, the most important thing to take away from this situation in my opinion, is that the Knicks need to find ways to keep their composure because these shitty calls and dirty plays are going to continue whether they like it or not. Mike Woodson must preach to them that they all need to keep a level head because if they don't, it will have severe consequences. Anyways, I'm done speaking of this matter completely now. Smooches.

My Celtics/Paul Pierce Rant

I'd just like to say that Paul Pierce is the ashiest nigga on the face of this earth. How are you going to make millions of dollars and show your face on national television looking like Ashy Larry's oversized, leprechaun-ass cousin??????  I'm tired of watching his slow ass hit clutch fadeaway jumpers. Someone please throw that nigga in a nursing home before I fall asleep!!! I'm going to start a petition and send it to the NBA to fine him every time he looks like a homeless crackhead before he plays. That nigga will be broke within minutes!!!! Obviously I'm ranting right now because the Knicks just lost to the Celtics, but I really don't give a fuck!!!

Oh and Kevin Garnett is garbage and talks entirely too much shit. I really wish Melo had knocked him the FUCK out tonight! KG runs his stupid, ugly mouth nonstop and I truly hope he gets what he deserves one day (a glorious beat-down in a dark alleyway of course!!!!). Melo had a horrible night shooting and KG obviously got under his skin with some dirty-ass shit talking, because Carmelo rarely loses his cool that easily. Anyways I'm done, it is only one game of the regular season after all. I just needed to express how much I hate the Celtics. Oh and the city of Boston is worthless as well. Bye.

Just Call Him Justin Weed-ber.

Hide ya kidz, hide ya wife, and call up the Narcotics Unit cuz Da Biebs was supposedly caught smokin' dat gud guy y'all!!!!!!!!! Pics have surfaced of Justin Bieber hitting what appears to be a blunt in a hotel room with some of his peeps and all I have to say is nigga why were you allowing people to take pics of you like that??? You gotta watch these hoes cause they are coming for you. Anyways, everyone needs to calm the fuck down because if you were 18 years old and had racks-on-racks-on-racks wouldn't you smoke numerous blunts in your free time?? I know I would! Smooches.




Oh an wow I really hope this is a joke. This was posted to someone's twitter!

Azealia Banks vs. Perez Hilton

I wouldn't usually comment on something like this, but I've been seeing alot of interesting responses about a particular incident that I feel I need to speak on. Last night on twitter Azealia Banks got into it with Perez Hilton and proceeded to tweet publicly that Perez is a "messy faggot". C'mon Azealia, grow up. She should have known that that word is a definite "no-no" to use, especially on such in such a public setting like Twitter. She also should have known that she has a very large gay following and that her statement could have big, ugly consequences for her career. I also would like to point out that I personally am very uncomfortable with the use of that word, and do not condone Azealia's use of it either. She also tried to justify herself by claiming that the term "faggot" doesn't refer to gay men, but "men that act like women", and at that point I really was just wanting to tape that bitch's mouth up and provider her with several seats.

BUT, I have a few other things I'd like to say about this. As i said before, I think the word faggot can carry alot of hate with it and is a word that I myself never use. I do though, would not be so quick to defend Perez. I know that I like to playfully hate on celebs from time to time on here, but I genuinely think that Perez Hilton is a low-life, piece-of-shit, coward. He has rose to fame for solely bullying celebrities behind a computer screen and then backing out of his statements in fear of being called out for his bullshit, and I have absolutely no respect for that. I ALSO would like to point out that Perez is not as innocent as people are trying to paint him to be. Does anyone else not remember Perez getting the shit beaten out of him for calling Will I. Am a faggot not so long ago? Is that expected to be excused too?? I think not. I quite honestly cannot feel much sympathy for Perez in this predicament because of who he is as a person. I completely agree that the use of the term faggot in any circumstance is ugly, but let's not be so quick to jump to the defense to someone who has essentially made a living off of bullying others and making people feel like shit. Bullying is bullying after all, whether it be in the form of homophobia or defaming the names celebrities, is it not? In this situation, I don't believe that one form of bullying should be valued more highly over another.

I'd also like to point out one more thing. As I will continue to repeat, Azealia was absolutely wrong for what she said in every way, and I don't want anyone to think that I'm pardoning her actions. But, I will also say, that I think Azealia's use of language here is stemming from a type of culture that she is apart of. From what I've seen and heard, Azealia seems to be very much involved in, or at least very familiar with, a type of gay urban culture that is more representative of queer people of color. And within some parts of this culture (I place great emphasis on some at the risk of generalizing an entire group), I've heard terms like "messy faggot", "cunt" and all of the sort at times. I do not think that Azealia realizes that a style of language that she perceives as normal in one community, is very much unaccepted in the wider mainstream gay community. I think this makes her seem very childish and foolish, but I personally would not be so quick to label her as a homophobe. I think more than anything, this was a case of Azealia running her mouth like an idiot, rather than her trying to attack Perez with homophobia. The term faggot is certainly an ugly word, but I also am starting to see us a society putting a bit too much emphasis on this one word, as if other homophobic behavior is less detrimental to the movement.

Anyways, sorry for this rant, I just felt as if this was something I should address. You may or may not agree with what I've said, but regardless, smooches & kisses all around as always.

Another Year, Another FAILURE.

The Dallas Cowboys, ONCE AGAIN have ended the regular season at 8-8 and were eliminated from the playoffs last night by losing to the Washington Redskins. Same shit, different year is all I have to say about this. Romo had been playing so well the 2nd half of the season and completely and utterly choked last night. He threw 3 interceptions, including one on a potential go-ahead drive with around 3 minutes left in the game. I will give the Cowboys a bit of an excuse (not really) because they have been plagued by injuries on the defensive side of the ball, but the reality here is that they had a chance to win the game last night and once again they blew it BIG TIME. 

At the core of the problem is the pure fact that owner and idiot-fucking-retard, Jerry Jones has far too much of a say in decision-making with this team. But until he wakes the fuck up, this team will continue to suffer and be nothing more than mediocre year in and year out. Also, Jason Garrett's dumbass doesn't know how to play call!! Fire his fire-crotch ass!!!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!

"White Girl Twerk"

 I'm not really clear on what exactly is taking place here. I don't really have anything else to say. This is just sad.

Someone Make It STOP!!!

I"m getting sick and tired of hearing these rumors of our beloved Lam-Lam cheating on Khloe!!! This gossip is irksome and getting old, fast. I honestly don't want to believe any of these rumors because if it's true I'd be completely and utterly devastated in so many ways, so I'm going to go ahead and believe that Lam is faithful and as wonderful to Khloe as he is depicted to be on television. But in any case, if these horrid rumors were to be true, as my good friend has expressed, just blame it on KIM!!! Everything evil in this world is that ho's fault! Smooches to Khloe & Lam living in harmony with puppies & bunny rabbits. Oh, and hopefully KIDS soon :)