Kerry Washington Gets Married??!!

I didn't even know she had a man!! But rumor has it that she got hitched to NFL player Nnamdi Asomugha who plays for the 49ers! I am obsessed with Kerry's show Scandal and am sooo happy for her if this is true!! Smooches.

Gone With the Wind, Evicted.

RHOATL star Kenya Moore has been evicted from her $4,000 a month Atlanta home and she claims it's because her landlord is "jealous" and some other bullshit. Apparently Kenya owed money on the house that she never paid and her neighbors were complaining that she was bringing too much attention to the area. Kenya guuuuurrlll you betta twirl your way to the bank! Smooches.

Amanda Bynes Has Been Captured!

By the Po-Po!! Amanda was arrested in Manhattan after throwing her bong out of her midtown apartment window yesterday evening. Apparently Miss Bynes was rolling a J in her lobby and smoking mad weed which caused others in the building to complain. She was also taken to a local hospital to be evaluated because it's clear that people suspect she might be a little mentally unstable. Anyways, if Amanda really does have a serious mental issue, all jokes aside, hopefully she will get some help. I have to admit though, it was a bit fun watching her antics recently. Smooches.

Queen Kelly Politely Shuts Down Keyshia Cole.

Gotta love it!! Queen Kelly was interviewed by the The Rolling Stone and asked about Keyshia Cole's negative comments about Michelle Williams' performance in the Destiny's Child reunion at the Super Bowl. Here's what the Queen had to say in the interview:

Interviewer: Keyshia Cole received some blowback for criticizing Michelle Williams‘ performance on Twitter. Do you have any thoughts on her comments?

Kelly Rowland, Queen of the Universe: It didn’t even make it on my radar until other people brought it up. It didn’t even matter. We had a wonderful performance, and that’s all I cared about. I was with my sisters and the three of us matter to each other, and that’s all that counts. We matter to a lot more people, with all due respect, than her. So, I really don’t care what she said.

As much shit as Michelle gets for being perceived as the odd one out in Destiny's Child, it may be time for you to pack it up and take several seats, Keyshia. It'll be interesting to see if Keyshia has anything to say back to the Queen!! Anyways, Smooches

Clive Davis Will Be Hosting a Bi-Sexual Bridal Shower Near You.

If you don't understand the title of this post, please just google Eli Porter. Anyways, Legendary music executive & producer Clive Davis, at the age of 80, has randomly come out as bi-sexual. Apparently he's announced this in his new biography so he has felt the need to publicly state that he likes men and is involved in a relationship with a man currently. It's great and all that he's being honest publicly about his sexual orientation, (not that I really care at all) but the whole male bi-sexuality thing has never really made much sense to me at all. But anyways it's not really any of my business and smooches to Clive.

David Wright is Engaged.

Mets' 3rd basemen David Wright is engaged to his longtime, model girlfriend, Molly Beers. Usually I wouldn't care because I don't give a fuck about baseball, but D. Wright has always been a hottie in my book so this is sad news for myself and all of his admirers around the world. But seriously, congrats to David and I hope this love lasts. But don't worry boo boo, if it doesn't, I'll be right here waiting for you. Smooches.

It Must Suck To Be You, Lance Armstrong.

Lance Armstrong has finally come clean to the public about his past doping usage, and he did so in dramatic fashion with none other than Oprah. Lance was known as possibly the best cyclist this world had ever seen, but he he completely ruined his image, and was stripped all of his glory and medals because of his illegal drug use. This is why cheaters never win people!! (Well at least for the most part lol). Shame on you Lance.

Trouble in Paradise?

Now that Melo has essentially confirmed the fact that KG said something disrespectful to him, which we think involves his wife Lala, there are new rumors out that Carmelo and Lala have actually been "estranged" for months now. This may have been the reason why Melo was extra touchy about the topic, if that is what KG brought up in his trash-talking tirade during Tuesday night's game. There is a rumor out right now that Melo and Lala haven't been living together for months and that their marriage is on the rocks. But after all, these are just rumors so let's wait and see if anything else comes out about this. Anyways I hope La and Melo can work it out, especially for the sake of their adorable son Kiyan. Smooches.

Whaaatt

Bethenny Frankel has sadly filed for divorce from her husband, Jason Hoppy. I'm a big fan of Bethenny so this is definitely not good news especially considering their young child. Bethenny hasn't spoken at all on why she is seeking to split from her hubby, but maybe she'll provide us with an explanation later on during her show which is supposedly continuing on. Good luck to Bethenny! Smooches.

Just Call Him Justin Weed-ber.

Hide ya kidz, hide ya wife, and call up the Narcotics Unit cuz Da Biebs was supposedly caught smokin' dat gud guy y'all!!!!!!!!! Pics have surfaced of Justin Bieber hitting what appears to be a blunt in a hotel room with some of his peeps and all I have to say is nigga why were you allowing people to take pics of you like that??? You gotta watch these hoes cause they are coming for you. Anyways, everyone needs to calm the fuck down because if you were 18 years old and had racks-on-racks-on-racks wouldn't you smoke numerous blunts in your free time?? I know I would! Smooches.




Oh an wow I really hope this is a joke. This was posted to someone's twitter!

Azealia Banks vs. Perez Hilton

I wouldn't usually comment on something like this, but I've been seeing alot of interesting responses about a particular incident that I feel I need to speak on. Last night on twitter Azealia Banks got into it with Perez Hilton and proceeded to tweet publicly that Perez is a "messy faggot". C'mon Azealia, grow up. She should have known that that word is a definite "no-no" to use, especially on such in such a public setting like Twitter. She also should have known that she has a very large gay following and that her statement could have big, ugly consequences for her career. I also would like to point out that I personally am very uncomfortable with the use of that word, and do not condone Azealia's use of it either. She also tried to justify herself by claiming that the term "faggot" doesn't refer to gay men, but "men that act like women", and at that point I really was just wanting to tape that bitch's mouth up and provider her with several seats.

BUT, I have a few other things I'd like to say about this. As i said before, I think the word faggot can carry alot of hate with it and is a word that I myself never use. I do though, would not be so quick to defend Perez. I know that I like to playfully hate on celebs from time to time on here, but I genuinely think that Perez Hilton is a low-life, piece-of-shit, coward. He has rose to fame for solely bullying celebrities behind a computer screen and then backing out of his statements in fear of being called out for his bullshit, and I have absolutely no respect for that. I ALSO would like to point out that Perez is not as innocent as people are trying to paint him to be. Does anyone else not remember Perez getting the shit beaten out of him for calling Will I. Am a faggot not so long ago? Is that expected to be excused too?? I think not. I quite honestly cannot feel much sympathy for Perez in this predicament because of who he is as a person. I completely agree that the use of the term faggot in any circumstance is ugly, but let's not be so quick to jump to the defense to someone who has essentially made a living off of bullying others and making people feel like shit. Bullying is bullying after all, whether it be in the form of homophobia or defaming the names celebrities, is it not? In this situation, I don't believe that one form of bullying should be valued more highly over another.

I'd also like to point out one more thing. As I will continue to repeat, Azealia was absolutely wrong for what she said in every way, and I don't want anyone to think that I'm pardoning her actions. But, I will also say, that I think Azealia's use of language here is stemming from a type of culture that she is apart of. From what I've seen and heard, Azealia seems to be very much involved in, or at least very familiar with, a type of gay urban culture that is more representative of queer people of color. And within some parts of this culture (I place great emphasis on some at the risk of generalizing an entire group), I've heard terms like "messy faggot", "cunt" and all of the sort at times. I do not think that Azealia realizes that a style of language that she perceives as normal in one community, is very much unaccepted in the wider mainstream gay community. I think this makes her seem very childish and foolish, but I personally would not be so quick to label her as a homophobe. I think more than anything, this was a case of Azealia running her mouth like an idiot, rather than her trying to attack Perez with homophobia. The term faggot is certainly an ugly word, but I also am starting to see us a society putting a bit too much emphasis on this one word, as if other homophobic behavior is less detrimental to the movement.

Anyways, sorry for this rant, I just felt as if this was something I should address. You may or may not agree with what I've said, but regardless, smooches & kisses all around as always.

Janet Jackson is Engaged!!!

YAYYYY for Janet!! Janet is engaged to her billionaire boyfriend, Wissam Al Mana and they are set to wed in the springtime. I must say that I've always thought her boo Wissam was kinda cute, and Janet seems like such a sweet woman so I'm extra happy for her. This wedding sounds as if it will be very over the top, and is reportedly to cost around $20 million, so I really hope some pics leak from it! I truly hope they last forevah, and they have some kids too! Smooches.

Someone Make It STOP!!!

I"m getting sick and tired of hearing these rumors of our beloved Lam-Lam cheating on Khloe!!! This gossip is irksome and getting old, fast. I honestly don't want to believe any of these rumors because if it's true I'd be completely and utterly devastated in so many ways, so I'm going to go ahead and believe that Lam is faithful and as wonderful to Khloe as he is depicted to be on television. But in any case, if these horrid rumors were to be true, as my good friend has expressed, just blame it on KIM!!! Everything evil in this world is that ho's fault! Smooches to Khloe & Lam living in harmony with puppies & bunny rabbits. Oh, and hopefully KIDS soon :)

Eve-E is Preggerzzz

Rapper Eve is pregnant with her first child by her British billionaire bf, Maximillion Cooper! Apparently she's something like 3 months along and smooches to her for that cause I've always had mad love for Eve.

Look Who's Finally Steppin' Out!

Yes, that's right. It's Rita Ora & my ex-boo, Rob Kardashian! It has been assumed that they are a couple for awhile now but Rob has seemingly put an end to the speculation by posting these Twitter pics of him and Rita. How nice. Smooches.

Stacey Dash is Breaking My Heart.

My ex-idol/one of the hottest Milfs on the planet, Stacey Dash, is breaking my sweet, tender heart in her recent announcement of endorsing Mitt Romney's campaign. I won't even touch on how problematic it is for Stacey, as an AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN to be supporting the Republican campaign, so I'll just give this one a big SMH. I think I'm starting to understand why she was cast in the 90s hit, Clueless after all LOL. Whyyyyyyyyy Stacey, WHYYYYYYYYY. Smooches.

A Kimye Engagement May Be Upon Us...

The gates of hell are obviously opening up because Kanye is rumored to be proposing to Kim Kardashian very, very soon. Sources are saying that there could be an announcement of their engagement as soon as Monday, so be sure to bring your barf bags & knives to work in the beginning of the week so we can all collectively slit our wrists. Kim claims that she wants to be more private about her relationships these days, and the only thing I have to say to that is HAHA, take a seat you simple ass bitch. All we can do is pray that the K! network will not waste our life away with another fake wedding special. Smooches.

Nicki vs. Mariah!

Uh oh it seems that a battle royale has erupted between two divas on the set of American Idol recently! There was a rumor going around that Mariah Carey & Nicki Minaj were feuding, but Mariah deflected these rumors and denied, denied, denied. But the American Idol cameras caught this fight going down between even after regular taping ended. Nicki gets real pissy at MC and starts cursing the pop icon out!!!! Sources claim that Mariah has been taking jabs at Nicki here and there about her lack of talent, but there may be more to this story than we are being told as in many disagreements that go on in life. Hopefully things won't get physical, though we know Mariah is not going to engage in that. Anyways, smooches to this drama.

NO THANKS.

Ewwwwww grab your nearest barf bags cause sources including Kanye himself are spreading rumors around that there are not 1 but 2 sex tapes out there of him with some hoes that are trying to be shopped around. All I can say is PLEASE NO cause i have absolutely no interest whatsoever in seeing that crazy ass nigga engaged in sexual acts. Someone put a stop to this!!! Smooches.

Amanda Bynes is the New Lindsay Lohan.

Actress & former child-star, Amanda Bynes is obviously becoming the new Li-Lo because this bitch just keeps fucking up over and over again. She has been in trouble with the law over the past few months for drinking and driving, hit-and-runs, and now an image has supposedly surfaced of her smokin' that gud gud behind the wheel. Hopefully someone will get this chick some help soon cause it seems as if she might really need it. Smooches.