And That's All, Folks.

I know it happened a few days ago, but I've yet to comment on the fact that the Knicks were ousted from the playoffs by the Indiana Pacers in 6 games mostly because I didn't want to think about it. The Pacers physical style of play down low & rebounding domination was simply too much for the Knicks to overcome in this series and it certainly manifested itself. Melo did his best to put on a show and try to save this series in game 6 as the Knicks attempted an epic comeback on the road, but it wasn't enough.

The Knicks will have to spend the offseason working hard to continue to make the offense gel and possibly add some needed depth for their big men who were dominated throughout this series in particular.

In terms of individual play, Melo did what he was supposed to do for his team but didn't get the support he needed. J.R. Smith was ice cold throughout this entire series and that really really hurt us offensively. In addition to this, Tyson Chandler was uncharacteristically disappointing in this series as well. I don't know what his deal was. On a positive note, Iman Shumpert really came on strong during this series, and Raymond Felton showed us why he was the right choice for this team over Jeremy Lin.

The Knicks will have awhile to reflect on the season and hopefully will come back stronger next year in hopes of going even deeper into the playoffs. It will be interesting to see if J.R. re-signs, and if Kidd, who also had a lackluster playoff performance, will retire. Anyways, Smooches.

The Knicks Tie It Up.

This is pretty much the only highlight needed for this game! The Knicks came well prepared in Game 2 at home against the Pacers and blew them out 105-79 with the help of a 30-2 run stretching from the third quarter onwards as well as a very strong game from Carmelo Anthony and his supporting cast.

The series is now tied up 1-1 as both teams head to Indiana Saturday for Game 3 at 8pm. Surprisingly the Knicks are also expecting to have Stat back in the lineup for Game 3 after missing an extended period of time with his continued knee injuries. Hopefully Stat can make some kind of impact in the post on both the offensive and defensive sides of the ball.

This is clearly going to be a tough series but last night's game pointed out the Pacers offensive flaws, and how these flaws can be potentially disastrous against a strong defensive showing by the Knicks and a poor shooting night on the part of Indiana. Let's steal Game 3 and stay focused Knicks!! Smooches.

The NBA Can Suck a Fat Dick.

The idiots that run the National Basketball Association have ever so wisely made the decision to suspend Carmelo Anthony for the Knicks' next game against the Indiana Pacers. Are you fucking kidding me?? Yes, Carmelo Anthony should not have pursued Kevin Garnett after the game had ended, (even though KG surely deserved a proper beatdown) but for fucks-sake, NOTHING WENT DOWN. I don't necessarily have a problem with the NBA's decision with this particular instance (that's a lie I DO), but more so with the league's lack of consistency over time in handling certain issues like these.

Let me present you with exhibit A: Kevin Garnett himself. KG litearlly choked a Knicks player out at the beginning of last season ON THE COURT at the end of a game after a loss, and what do you think happened to him? A suspension maybe? nope. Oh, but he at least was fined right?? NOPE. And don't even get me started on the fact that KG in the past taunted Tim Duncan by telling him Happy Mother's Day when he is fully aware that Duncan's mother passed away when he was 14. Oh, but KG doesn't deserve any punishment for that because it was just a verbal attack right? NO NO NO NO FUCK NO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! I'm sorry but this shit is PISSING ME OFF!!!!! I feel as though Melo doesn't get the same respect as other top tier players in this league, and the NBA needs to step the fuck up. Melo is constantly being hacked on the way to the basket and he never gets a fucking call!!

Ok, I'm going to try and calm myself down right now and be realistic about things. I will get over this. The Knicks will too. Most importantly, as pist off as I am as a Knicks fan, this team needs to find ways to better keep their composure during games. If this were a playoff game, Melo and the Knicks would have essentially lost because they were unable to handle their tempers. So, the most important thing to take away from this situation in my opinion, is that the Knicks need to find ways to keep their composure because these shitty calls and dirty plays are going to continue whether they like it or not. Mike Woodson must preach to them that they all need to keep a level head because if they don't, it will have severe consequences. Anyways, I'm done speaking of this matter completely now. Smooches.

Trouble in Paradise?

Now that Melo has essentially confirmed the fact that KG said something disrespectful to him, which we think involves his wife Lala, there are new rumors out that Carmelo and Lala have actually been "estranged" for months now. This may have been the reason why Melo was extra touchy about the topic, if that is what KG brought up in his trash-talking tirade during Tuesday night's game. There is a rumor out right now that Melo and Lala haven't been living together for months and that their marriage is on the rocks. But after all, these are just rumors so let's wait and see if anything else comes out about this. Anyways I hope La and Melo can work it out, especially for the sake of their adorable son Kiyan. Smooches.

Melo Don't Play.

The biggest trash-talking pussy on the planet, Kevin Garnett, came close to getting exactly what he deserves last night as Carmelo Anthony waited for his ass outside of the Celtic's team bus AND the visitors locker room last night after the game. Hopefully Melo won't get suspended for this, but in reality, the only thing that disappoints me about this is that Melo didn't get a chance to beat KG's ass outside of Madison Square Garden. KG can suck multiple bags of dicks. Smooches.

My Celtics/Paul Pierce Rant

I'd just like to say that Paul Pierce is the ashiest nigga on the face of this earth. How are you going to make millions of dollars and show your face on national television looking like Ashy Larry's oversized, leprechaun-ass cousin??????  I'm tired of watching his slow ass hit clutch fadeaway jumpers. Someone please throw that nigga in a nursing home before I fall asleep!!! I'm going to start a petition and send it to the NBA to fine him every time he looks like a homeless crackhead before he plays. That nigga will be broke within minutes!!!! Obviously I'm ranting right now because the Knicks just lost to the Celtics, but I really don't give a fuck!!!

Oh and Kevin Garnett is garbage and talks entirely too much shit. I really wish Melo had knocked him the FUCK out tonight! KG runs his stupid, ugly mouth nonstop and I truly hope he gets what he deserves one day (a glorious beat-down in a dark alleyway of course!!!!). Melo had a horrible night shooting and KG obviously got under his skin with some dirty-ass shit talking, because Carmelo rarely loses his cool that easily. Anyways I'm done, it is only one game of the regular season after all. I just needed to express how much I hate the Celtics. Oh and the city of Boston is worthless as well. Bye.

Knicks Early Season Update...

So I haven't written much about the Knicks since the beginning of the season mostly because they are doin' their thing so far this season. They currently sit at 11-4, tied with the Brooklyn Nets for the Atlantic Division lead, after they blew out the Washington Wizards last night at the Garden. The Knicks have been fairly consistent on the offensive and defensive sides of the ball, except for on that little road trip they had in Texas in which they gave up 131 points to the Houston Rockets. Melo has been BALLIN' and distributing the ball well, and J.R. has been surprisingly more consistent and not just settling for poor, out of control shots like he had been last season.

In terms of injuries, we are still waiting on the return of Iman Shumpert, Stat, and now Jason Kidd. The Kidd injury is recent and as of now doesn't seem too serious, while Shumpert still isn't expected back into the lineup till sometime in February or possibly later. The good news is that Stat is now expecting a come-back at the end of this month, and there is a chance that he may play as the Knicks travel to L.A. to face off against the Lakers on Christmas day!

Anyways, the Knicks need to keep up the good play and consistency on both sides of the ball because it appears that we could be up against a long-term battle against the Nets for the division lead. Oh, and we mustn't count those sneaky Celtics out of the picture as well. They are known for creepin' back into their strong form at crucial points in the season. Smooches to my Knicks!!

Some Met Gala 2012 Looks...

Jourdan Dunn (on the left)

Queen B of course

My boyfriend Tyson Chandler :)

Paula Patton

Solange Knowles

Riri

Melo & Lala

Chanel Iman & Tom Ford. Fab.

Azealia Banks!

Pharell with long hair eh?

The lovely & beautiful, Rachel Roy.

Here are some looks from my fav celebs at the 2012 Met Gala which took place last night right here in NYC. Smooches.

A Melo Appreciation Party...

Here's Melo having some appreciation party in the Meatpacking District along with Lala & of course the famewhores themselves, Kim & Kanye. But more importantly, smooches to the other Knicks players that attended this event, especially since we've CLINCHED A PLAYOFF SPOT. YEAAAA BOYYYYY.





Source: theybf.com

MELO HATERZ FALL BACK.

Carmelo Anthony put on the most INSANE performance I've quite possibly ever seen as the Knicks beat the Bulls at home in a nailbiter in overtime, 100-99. This was a big win because the Bucks are still right up our ass trying to grab the 8th & final playoff spot, and in addition to this, the 76ers are starting to self-destruct and we are now only a half game behind them for the 7th seed in the East. Melo had 43 points including a game tying 3 before the end of regulation as well as a game WINNING 3-pointer at the end of overtime to put the Bulls away (I posted both clips above). Though Melo gets on my nerves at times with his semi-diva ways, it's obvious why we gave up so much to bring him here, and he's starting to show more consistently what a superstar he is with the Knicks. ENDLESS SMOOCHES TO MELO & let's try to keep on winning KNICKS!!!!

What the FUCK!!!

The Knicks continue to play inconsistently and lose to bad teams that they should be beating. Of course I'm already pissy about the fact that Time Warner Cable has dropped MSG from it's programming, and now I have to deal with a now 6-8 Knicks team that is looking a mess.

Surprisingly, the problem with this team right now is seemingly their offense, the one thing that was supposed to be a constant with the Knicks despite their other struggles. From what I caught of this latest loss against the Suns online, the Knicks were ice cold shooting-wise, and Melo is especially missing on a consistent basis from the field. When your best player can't make a shot, you know things aren't looking good.

I realize it's still very early on in the season, but the Knicks need to get it together ASAP if they want to even think about making any type of playoff run, or even a playoff appearance. Get it together Knicks unless you want to get booed out of town!!!!!!! UGH.

Things Putting me in a Better Mood this Morning..

Ciara has finally confimed that her and Amar'e are a couple & this makes me so happy for so many different reasons!

1. It means Ciara will be in NYC more often a.k.a. I will have more opportunities to stalk her
2. Ciara won't have to eventually file for bankruptcy because we all know she's going to be dropped by her label soon for her poor album sales (this makes me incredibly sad because I'm a big Ciara fan), and we all know she won't be afford to go on shopping sprees with Kim Kardashian solely off of her earnings from her "Goodies" days
3. Her and Lala can double date all the time in NYC- (another stalking opportunity for me)
4. Ciara and Lala can now both be the new first ladies of NY because Carmelo & Amare run NY as of now
5. Amar'e is an amazing bball player of course
6. Amar'e is adorable & is working on a new fashion line with Rachel Roy (whom I love endlessly)
7. Ciara, Lala & Kim K. will probs be spotted more together out & about together in NY

Basically this is a win for all parties involved (but most importantly me) & is greatly improving my stalker capablities!!

Fab Celeb Couples!!

My Bff & Lam-Lam

Heidi & Seal

Chrissy Teigen & John Legend

Will & Jada



Naomi Campbell & Vladislav Doronin



Penelope cruz & Javier Bardem



Lala Vasquez & Carmelo Anthony