Look Who's Finally Steppin' Out!

Yes, that's right. It's Rita Ora & my ex-boo, Rob Kardashian! It has been assumed that they are a couple for awhile now but Rob has seemingly put an end to the speculation by posting these Twitter pics of him and Rita. How nice. Smooches.

Y'all Already Know What Time It Is!!

That's right, it's time for ANOTHER new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians!!! You know the Kardashian clan stays on can'tstopwon'tstop status, and you know I stay watching that shit!!! The premiere of season 7 airs tonight on the K! channel at a new time, 9pm Eastern, so don't forget to watch people. Smooches.

Dolla Dolla Billz, Y'all.

Smooches to that $40 mill daaaaaahling.

Apparently the Kardashian family (with Kris Jenner's signature of course) has just signed a $40 million deal with the K! Network for 3 more seasons of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Kris Jenner is the absolute queen of gettin' those dollaz to holla and the Kardashian family will continue to be a money making machine at least for a bit longer. Hopefully this will also take a bit of pressure off of our sweet Lam-Lam in trying to rake in those NBA bucks as well. Say what you want about this family, but the Kardashians are some paid ass bitches and your hate will not stop them from bathing in $100 bills at night while we all live our un-fabulous ass lives. It is truly out of this world how this family has gained so much fame. Also, I would love to see Kim's bank statements for this past year. That bitch could probably feed many third-world nations I'm sure. Anyways, smooches.

Rumor Has It...

Ok, I was going to make the title of this post flow into the text here but how did I miss this?? Apparently Rob has been dating this up & coming British artist Rita Ora, who is signed to Jay-Z's label, Roc Nation. Here they are seemingly heading into a hotel in London trying not to be snapped all coupley & shit. This is news to me. If they really are together, hopefully Rob has learned his lesson & won't cheat on her like he did to Adrienne! Anyways, smooches.

Ugh Whatever...

Chris Paul is getting traded to the Lakers, which mean no CP3 for us Knicks fans. But more importantly, Lam-Lam is getting sent to the New Orleans Hornets!!!! This isn't great news for Khloe who will have to be ripped away from her fam in L.A. (although I'm sure they'll maintain two homes now). But what's going to happen to Rob?? I guess maybe he'll get that mansion in L.A. all to himself for periods of time? It'll be interesting to see how Khloe takes this. Smooches.

Should I Leave mah boo?????

I've come to a crossroads in my relationship with mah boo Rob Kardashian Jr. Though I think he's sexy as hell and I want to pour chocoloate syrup with sprinkles all over his delcious Armenian body, it is evident that he's a little bitch. He lives with Khloe, has no real job, and is what like 25 now??? I've been trying to tell him to get his shit together & stop mooching off of my bff Khloe and being such a "baby bitch" as Khloe so articulately puts it, but he doesn't seem to want to make the changes needed to strenthen our relationship. This is a really tough one for me, because I've loved him from day one, but I just don't know what to do. I want to give Rob smooches, but I also want to strangle him at the same time. Ughhh.