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Kim-ye's Baby Extravaganza.

Kim Kardashian had her baby girl about a week ago and rumor has it her and Kanye named the baby "North West". B Y E.

Well Isn't that Just PRECIOUS.

Yes indeed, I'm sure you've all heard the news by now that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting a child. Even though I've lost all love for Kim over the past year or two, I wish them the best and hope that this isn't some media ploy. But then again, knowing her, it probably is. Oh well. Smooches.

A Kimye Engagement May Be Upon Us...

The gates of hell are obviously opening up because Kanye is rumored to be proposing to Kim Kardashian very, very soon. Sources are saying that there could be an announcement of their engagement as soon as Monday, so be sure to bring your barf bags & knives to work in the beginning of the week so we can all collectively slit our wrists. Kim claims that she wants to be more private about her relationships these days, and the only thing I have to say to that is HAHA, take a seat you simple ass bitch. All we can do is pray that the K! network will not waste our life away with another fake wedding special. Smooches.

NO THANKS.

Ewwwwww grab your nearest barf bags cause sources including Kanye himself are spreading rumors around that there are not 1 but 2 sex tapes out there of him with some hoes that are trying to be shopped around. All I can say is PLEASE NO cause i have absolutely no interest whatsoever in seeing that crazy ass nigga engaged in sexual acts. Someone put a stop to this!!! Smooches.

Kanye West, Big Sean & Jay-Z "Clique"

New hot track. I honestly am really looking forward to a follow up to Watch the Throne even if this isn't at all related to that. I hope that happens sometime soon though. Oh, and of course Ye' had to make mention of his chick's rise to stardom off of a sex tape like it's something to be proud of. Smooches.