Someone Make It STOP!!!

I"m getting sick and tired of hearing these rumors of our beloved Lam-Lam cheating on Khloe!!! This gossip is irksome and getting old, fast. I honestly don't want to believe any of these rumors because if it's true I'd be completely and utterly devastated in so many ways, so I'm going to go ahead and believe that Lam is faithful and as wonderful to Khloe as he is depicted to be on television. But in any case, if these horrid rumors were to be true, as my good friend has expressed, just blame it on KIM!!! Everything evil in this world is that ho's fault! Smooches to Khloe & Lam living in harmony with puppies & bunny rabbits. Oh, and hopefully KIDS soon :)

Potential Good News for Lam??!!

It seems that Lam-Lam may be heading back to L.A. after all!!!!!! Apparently the Los Angeles Clippers are involved in talks with two other teams to Acquire Lamar for someone else who obviously doesn't matter at all because he's not Lam. This is great news cause we love to see Khloe & Lamar happy, and it means their show may have a better chance of returning to the K! network!!! Smooches to this potential trade (which I think has actually already been confirmed).

Happy Birthday to Khloe!!!

It's my fav Kardashian's birthday today, and smooches all around for that!! Happy 28th birthday to the most ride or die, down to earth, hilarious chick on the E! Network. We luhhhhh you Khlo!!

Y'all Already Know What Time It Is!!

That's right, it's time for ANOTHER new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians!!! You know the Kardashian clan stays on can'tstopwon'tstop status, and you know I stay watching that shit!!! The premiere of season 7 airs tonight on the K! channel at a new time, 9pm Eastern, so don't forget to watch people. Smooches.

Whyyyyyy

Khlomar announced that Khloe & Lamar on the K! Channel is in its last season!! Khloe & Lamar was by far my fav Kardashian spinoff, so this is obvi sad news for me. Apparently Lamar wants to focus more on training in the off-season in an attempt to make a strong return to a new team next season, so we must all respect that. I'm so bummed about this :(

Dolla Dolla Billz, Y'all.

Smooches to that $40 mill daaaaaahling.

Apparently the Kardashian family (with Kris Jenner's signature of course) has just signed a $40 million deal with the K! Network for 3 more seasons of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Kris Jenner is the absolute queen of gettin' those dollaz to holla and the Kardashian family will continue to be a money making machine at least for a bit longer. Hopefully this will also take a bit of pressure off of our sweet Lam-Lam in trying to rake in those NBA bucks as well. Say what you want about this family, but the Kardashians are some paid ass bitches and your hate will not stop them from bathing in $100 bills at night while we all live our un-fabulous ass lives. It is truly out of this world how this family has gained so much fame. Also, I would love to see Kim's bank statements for this past year. That bitch could probably feed many third-world nations I'm sure. Anyways, smooches.

YAYYYYYY

Khloe & Lamar is coming back Sunday, February 19th at 10pm on E! and I'm soooo excited! Love it & love Khlomar!!!!!!!!!! SMOOCHES.

Khloe's Back in L.A.!

Or at least for a bit. Her and her fam along with Malika attended the Lakers-Mavs game in LA last night. Unfortunately our boo Lam-Lam wasn't on the winning end in this game, but we are glad that Khlo was able to reunite with her bff and give smooches to her fam whom I'm sure she misses dearly. And it looks like Kylie & Kendall had little dates too, better run for the hills Bruce! Smooches & thank goodness the most evil woman on the planet, Kim wasn't there!

Haters, They Gon' Hate

Apparently the late Robert Kardashian Sr.'s widow (Ellen Kardashian) & his ex-wife (Jan Ashley) are trying to claim that Khloe is not his biological daughter!!!! This is simply hurtful to our girl Khloe and these bitches need to shut the fuck up! Also, both of these women were with Robert K. Sr. after his marriage ended to Kris Jenner. Anyways, Smooches & we must stand behind our bff forever and always. Love you Khlo.

HA!

Apparently MTV's Punk'd is coming back March 19th, and look what happened to our girl Khloe!! Pretty funny. Smooches.

Khlomar's Headed to Dallas!

Khloe & Lamar take Dallas anyone?? Khloe & Lamar will be calling Dallas, Texas their new home after the Lakers announced that they have traded Odom to the Mavericks. Hopefully they will adjust well to their move and not hate the south too much, & the city of Dallas should be honored to have Lam-Lam on their team. I wonder still what Rob's plans are now.. hmm.. Smooches.

Ugh Whatever...

Chris Paul is getting traded to the Lakers, which mean no CP3 for us Knicks fans. But more importantly, Lam-Lam is getting sent to the New Orleans Hornets!!!! This isn't great news for Khloe who will have to be ripped away from her fam in L.A. (although I'm sure they'll maintain two homes now). But what's going to happen to Rob?? I guess maybe he'll get that mansion in L.A. all to himself for periods of time? It'll be interesting to see how Khloe takes this. Smooches.

So About Last Night on K&K Take NY...

Kim Kardashian is officially a worthless piece of shit! She was sooo out of line with her angry rants directed at Khloe in last night's episode, and it's obvious that Kim puts up this nice front and is a BITCH deep down inside. Kim is clearly jealous of Khloe & her fab life with Lamar, and if I was with my bff Khloe when this happened Kim would've got MERKED REAL QUICK. Watch your back Kim, I'm COMING FOR YA!! Anyways smooches to Khloe for keeping it classy and not stopping to Kim's pathetic level.

How Have I Never Noticed This??

So Season 4 of Keeping up with the Kardashians has finally blessed Netflix, along with Khloe's wedding (infinite smooches to that). But one thing I don't know how I DIDN'T catch the first few hundred times that I've probably watched this episode, is the scene where Kim is in her house talking to her mom (It may be in episode 4 but I'm too lazy to check). Kim has a framed picture of Khloe's mugshot in her living room! This gives Kim a few points in my book because at least we know she has a bit of a sense of humor. Smooches.

THINGS THAT ARE TOO CUTE FOR WORDS!!!!!!!

Khloe, Mason, & Khadijah's son!!!!!!! SO MANY SMOOCHES!!!!!!

Where is the Lakeshow??

So not that I really care that much about the NBA playoffs anymore, but WTF is good with the Lakers right now?? We all know the Lakers are supposed to win the championship every year (which is soooo annoying despite my love for Lam-Lam & Khloe), but they appear to be in deep shit right now against the Mavericks. They are down 2-0, which isn't impossible to come back from (ok I'm lying it kind of is), but they lost 2 games at home which means they're going to have to win 2 games in Dallas to just even this series. It should be interesting to see what happens & maybe this could actually be the Mavericks' year! Who would've thought.. But anyways good luck to my bff's boo Lam-Lam tonight in game 3.. but to be completely honest, I would kind of enjoy actually seeing a different team besides the Lakers reppin the Western Conference in the finals this year. Smooches.

Fab Celeb Couples!!

My Bff & Lam-Lam

Heidi & Seal

Chrissy Teigen & John Legend

Will & Jada



Naomi Campbell & Vladislav Doronin



Penelope cruz & Javier Bardem



Lala Vasquez & Carmelo Anthony

A Night Out With My Girls...

So I know it's kind of lame, but Khloe, Malika & I all went out the other night and just had to wear matching outfits. We were tryna have a sexy night out at the club and like the bffs we all wore these sexual leather outfits!! Oh and for those foolish doubters/hataz out there who don't believe that I was there with my girls that night, I wasn't in the first pic because I was parking the car while my girls strutted the streets into the club. Lika & Khloe hate parallel parking so you know I had to help mah bffs out! And in that 2nd pic in da club, obvi I was in the bathroom freshening up while my girls were taking pics!!! They love to play jokes on me & leave me out sometimes. LOVE you besties!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kim, What have you Become, Doll?

I'm personally very disappointed in Kim Kardashian for making this transformation. She can run around talking all this bullshit that she "hasn't had any work done" or whateva but you ain't fooling me honey!! I mean just look at that face!! The bitch looks Asian!!!! She's successfully changed ethnicities and it is NOT a good look for her at all. I mean like wtf she looks SO hot in that bikini pic. She is sexy, curvy, has those full d.s. lips, and those titties!! Don't even get me started, they look aaamaaaazing. People really need to chill with all this plastic surgery! I'm definitely going to have to call up my girl Khloe and see if Kim can put this transformation in reverse. So sad.

I may be a bit Delusional BUT...

Khloe Kardashian & I are MEANT to be bffs. That is mah homegurll fo real. She's fucking hilarious and just doesn't give a fuck and of course has the most fab crew of friends, including hot celebs such as, Malika Haqq (kisses to you), Lauren London (smooches to you) and EVEN Cassie now (you know the chick that can't sing but had that hit Me & U and is now sucking on Diddy's dick day and night- that visual is almost as bad as hearing Cassie sing acapella!).

For the LONGEST time I've thought of ways that I can plot to become Khloe's bff and my mind has gone to places that it just shouldn't go (that in fact does include buying a 1-way ticket to L.A., hiding outside of Khloe & Lamar's mansion dressed in rags & trying to pass as a 12 yr old orphan who needs a family).  When the most A-mazing show on the planet comes on, a.k.a. Khloe & Lamar, (every Sunday night @ 10pm on E!) I'm literally smiling from ear to ear for 30 minutes straight. Love you Khlo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!