I Have a Confession...

I'd never thought I'd say this, but I'm kinda really into Scott Disick these days. His past on the multiple Kardashian shows doesn't speak too well to his character, we all know that. He's been a borderline alcoholic, treated people like absolute shit, and gotten himself into a wide array of problems.

But I have to admit, Scott has grown on me alot. I always loved his sense of humor no matter how outrageous he's been in the past, and now that he seemingly has his shit together being an amazing father to his two kids and following Kourt's rules and all, I'm pretty much into him. I think it's also that beard action he's got going on too. I have to admit I find it kinda sexy!! Anyways smooches to Lord Disick for being a better person all around.

The Newest Kardashian Has Arrived...

I somehow missed the birth of Penelope Scotland Disick, which apparently happened two days ago. Mah b! Anyways, she is the second child of Kourt and Scott, and sister to cute little Mason, so smooches to that. Congrats to Kourtney & Scott!

Happy Birthday to Khloe!!!

It's my fav Kardashian's birthday today, and smooches all around for that!! Happy 28th birthday to the most ride or die, down to earth, hilarious chick on the E! Network. We luhhhhh you Khlo!!

Rumor Has It...

That Kris Jenner was actually the one responsible for orchestrating Kim's sex tape with Ray-J (aka the only reason why anyone knows who Kim is in the first place). Kris Humphries' ex-boo, Myla Sinanaj is claiming that Kris himself has sent her text messages in the past confirming that Kris Jenner was responsible for ordering Kim to do the sex tape, and actually re-shoot the sex tape after the first cut to obviously catapult her way into the lime-light. I pray this isn't true because that is the lowest of the low for any mother, but it is a rumor after all so there's a chance this story isn't true. Anyways, smooches.

The Kardashians Take... Oprah!!

Oprah is airing an interview with the Kardashian clan and I've got to see this one!!!! Here's a preview. Smooches.

Y'all Already Know What Time It Is!!

That's right, it's time for ANOTHER new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians!!! You know the Kardashian clan stays on can'tstopwon'tstop status, and you know I stay watching that shit!!! The premiere of season 7 airs tonight on the K! channel at a new time, 9pm Eastern, so don't forget to watch people. Smooches.

Dolla Dolla Billz, Y'all.

Smooches to that $40 mill daaaaaahling.

Apparently the Kardashian family (with Kris Jenner's signature of course) has just signed a $40 million deal with the K! Network for 3 more seasons of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Kris Jenner is the absolute queen of gettin' those dollaz to holla and the Kardashian family will continue to be a money making machine at least for a bit longer. Hopefully this will also take a bit of pressure off of our sweet Lam-Lam in trying to rake in those NBA bucks as well. Say what you want about this family, but the Kardashians are some paid ass bitches and your hate will not stop them from bathing in $100 bills at night while we all live our un-fabulous ass lives. It is truly out of this world how this family has gained so much fame. Also, I would love to see Kim's bank statements for this past year. That bitch could probably feed many third-world nations I'm sure. Anyways, smooches.