Jerry Jones Fucks Up Yet Again...

The Cowboys just gave Tony Romo a 6 year extension worth millions of dollars and all I have to say is same shit different year. It's clear that there's no one else available as good as Romo right now but this just doesn't give me much hope at all. I don't like to talk shit on my quarterback but he's done nothing but choke when it's mattered most no matter how well he had been playing beforehand. I pray to God that Romo gets his shit together one day and can lead the Boys' to a Super Bowl, but I just don't see that happening given his track record. Thanks again Jerry Jones for crushing any hope us Cowboys fans had for the next six years!! UGH.

It's Super Bowl Sunday!!

I know I haven't posted much about this at all but that's simply because I don't really care. Today the San Francisco 49ers and the Baltimore Ravens will square off in Super Bowl XLVII shortly after 6:20 pm in New Orleans. I guess if I'm pretending to give a fuck about this game, I'll go ahead and root for the Ravens cause it's Ray Lewis' last season. But in any case, I'm really just watching to see Beyonce and the Destiny's Child reunion at halftime!!!! Smooches to THAT.

Farewell Rob Ryan.

Jerry Jones has promised Cowboys' fans "sweeping changes" in this offseason and I guess this is his way of delivering. The crazy ass Rob Ryan has been relieved of his duties as defensive coordinator. I honestly don't have much to say about this or really any other changes the Cowboys decide to implement in the offseason because in my mind, they are forever doomed until proven otherwise as long as Jerry Jones continues to steer this ship. Anyways, smooches.

Another Year, Another FAILURE.

The Dallas Cowboys, ONCE AGAIN have ended the regular season at 8-8 and were eliminated from the playoffs last night by losing to the Washington Redskins. Same shit, different year is all I have to say about this. Romo had been playing so well the 2nd half of the season and completely and utterly choked last night. He threw 3 interceptions, including one on a potential go-ahead drive with around 3 minutes left in the game. I will give the Cowboys a bit of an excuse (not really) because they have been plagued by injuries on the defensive side of the ball, but the reality here is that they had a chance to win the game last night and once again they blew it BIG TIME. 

At the core of the problem is the pure fact that owner and idiot-fucking-retard, Jerry Jones has far too much of a say in decision-making with this team. But until he wakes the fuck up, this team will continue to suffer and be nothing more than mediocre year in and year out. Also, Jason Garrett's dumbass doesn't know how to play call!! Fire his fire-crotch ass!!!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!

A Wild NFC East Sunday.

Well folks, there's some good and bad news. Let's start with the bad. The Dallas Cowboys rallied furiously at the end of regulation and came back from a 2 touchdown deficit to take the New Orleans Saints to overtime. But, in overtime, the Saints pulled off a win on a bizarre play in which their receiver fumbled the ball on a reception and recovered it near the goal line, setting up a last second field goal. The Cowboys dropped to 8-7, a game behind the Washington Redskins who beat the lowly Eagles today.

The good news though, is that the Cowboys still can clinch the NFC east crown, and guarantee a home playoff game at Cowboys stadium due to the Giants getting embarrassed yet again today. It won't be easy though. The Cowboys wil have to go into Washington and beat a Redskins team that is hotter than probably any other NFC team right now led by RG III. And we know that that Redskins crowd is going to be rowdier than any next Sunday. All we can do is watch as it is now a one game season for Dallas, and it's up to them to pull it out. This game has been moved to Sunday night at 8:20 pm also. Good Luck men. Smooches.

Who Are These Dallas Cowboys And Where Have They Been All Season Long!

The Dallas Cowboys beat the Pittsburgh Steelers today at home, 27-24 in overtime and are right back in the playoff hunt. They are currently in a 3-way tie with the Redskins and Giants after the Giants got blown out by the Falcons on the road, and the Redskins won. Besides the first game of the season against the Giants, this may have been the Cowboys most impressive win of the season, and it is coming at a very appropriate time. Tony Romo was almost flawless throwing for 2 touchdowns and no interceptions, and the defense surprisingly stepped up against a talented Steelers offense. Once again DeMarco Murray made his presence known and helped open up the offense on different levels.

My Boys' have two very important games left in the season and need to win out and/or get some help to make the playoffs, but there's a chance that their final game in Washington could determine their playoff hopes. I am very pleasantly surprised by how the Cowboys have played as of late considering all of the major losses they have endured on the defensive end especially. Anything can happen in these last 2 weeks, but let's Go Cowboys!!!! We have a shot at this! Smooches.

Well Hello There, NFC East Race.

The NFC East (except for the Philadelphia Eagles of course) has become surprisingly interesting over the past few weeks. The Giants' first place lead has diminished to only 1 game as the Cowboys and Redskins have shockingly played well as of late. On top of this, the Giants have a pretty tough schedule the rest of the way which includes road games in Baltimore and Atlanta, so many would say that the division title is still very much up in the air at this point. Somehow my Dallas Cowboys have made it back into the mix, sitting a game back from the Giants at 7-6 along with the Washington Redskins.

As much as it hurts for me to say this, if I were a betting man, I'd have to put money on the defending Super Bowl Champs, NY Giants to take the division crown, but this is the NFL, so anything can happen. The Cowboys' injury luck continues to deteriorate as their best receiver Dez Bryant seems to have a broken finger. But, Dez almost insists that he will play next weekend against the Steelers which is good news for my Boys' if he's able to tough-out that injury. The Cowboys are also seeing the benefits of having a previous hottie-of-the-day winner, DeMarco Murray back in the line-up as he is capable of running effectively on defenses, and more importantly, closing out games for this team.

I think I'm in a better mindset this time around as I'm not expecting much out of the Cowboys in closing out this season. But, nevertheless, this should be a very interesting NFC race till the last week of football action. Buckle your seat belts y'all, this should be fun! Smooches.

Hottie of the Day...

Starting running back Demarco Murray of my Dallas Cowboys. The Cowboys only shot at making the playoffs is if Murray is killin' it, the defense can wake the fuck up, AND if we get some help all in the last couple of weeks so smooches to him.

Sunday-Funday Hottie...

Thomas Decoud of the Atlanta Falcons. I know absolutely nothing about him but he cute from his pixxxx so smooches to dat.

AWESOME!!!!!!!

One of the Cowboys' best, young defensive players, Sean Lee is now lost for the season with a toe injury. Things just keep getting better and better!! This is a HUGE loss for us and hopes of turning this season around are getting less and less optimistic at this point. I'd have to say that we're pretty fucked now. The NBA season can't come soon enough for me, seriously. NO SMOOCHES TO THIS!!!!!

Cowboys-Panthers

The Cowboys will be trying to bounce back from a heartbreaking loss in Baltimore last week, and I think it's safe to say that if they lose this week in Carolina, all hopes of turning their season around will be pretty much lost. They're going to have to contain Cam Newton, and Tony Romo is going to have to step up and have a consistent outing. Unfortunately we are without DeMarco Murray for what may be awhile, so Felix Jones and the other backup running backs are going to have to carry the load. The offensive line will definitely have to continue its improved play as well. Good luck to my Boys', they will need it.

Take Several Seats, Jerry Jones.

The owner and general manager of my fav team (The Dallas Cowboys duhh) is really getting on my last nerves. It has become quite clear that Jerry is solely concerned with making money for his team as he has continuously pushed forward marketing plans that cruelly deceive the fans & the public into thinking that the Cowboys actually have a shot at winning anything, ever. Every year Jerry Jones falsely argues to the public that the Cowboys have "all the pieces" to carry home a championship, and every year they FAIL. And often miserably!!!

Jerry has too much control over this team if you ask me, and has been fucking it over since the mid 90s. It simply isn't fair or fun for the fans anymore, and is a key contributing factor in why Cowboys fans are less than enthusiastic while taking in home games. I mean can you really blame them??!!

This team has been stuck in mediocrity since its glory days almost 20 years ago, and it ain't a good look. If Jerry were smart, he'd step down as GM and do things for this team to make them legit contenders instead of talkin' that talk and not walkin' that walk. The Cowboys are currently 2-3 and seemingly once again going nowhere this year. I'm sick of watching my team suffer every year. Somebody put a stop to this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Dallas Cowboys are Cursed.

After the Cowboys' embarrassing defeat at home to the Chicago Bears last night on Monday Night Football where Tony Romo threw not 1, not 2, not 3, but 5 INTERCEPTIONS, I'm convinced that this team is cursed. I think that the curse was placed upon them after their last Super Bowl victory in the mid 90s, and who knows if it will EVER end.

I was completely puzzled and at a loss for words as to what went on at Cowboys Stadium last night. The Cowboys started off playing solid defense and moving the ball down the field. But then came the awful turnovers. Dez Bryant fucked up his route, an in came an interception return for a TD, and things just kept getting worse and worse. Speaking of Dez Bryant, will this dude ever get his shit together???!!! He had some HUGE drops that had me wanting to smash my television into millions of pieces.

The Cowboys, are actually still sitting at a mediocre 2-2, and still keeping pace with the rest of the NFC East. But, it seems like their playoff hopes could vanish in a matter of weeks from now. Their bye is coming up next week, and after that they travel to Baltimore to face a team that is favored by many to be in the Super Bowl. Then they have to travel to the undefeated Falcons as well as the Eagles who are playing very well as of now too.

I hate to talk so negatively about a team that I love so much, but if I'm to be completely honest, I have absolutely no faith in the Dallas Cowboys at all. Even when they show glimpses of greatness, they seem to fuck themselves over by the end of every season. So unless some kind of miracle is pulled off, expect another below average, waste of a season my fellow Cowboys fans. It pains me to say it, but we all know what's coming. It would be a true blessing for the Cowboys to prove me wrong.

A Win is a Win... Right?

U G L Y is all I have to say after the Cowboys' 16-10 win at home against the Bucs. The Cowboys looked pretty awful in many aspects although their defense did hold it down for most of the day. Fortunately, the Bucs looked even more pathetic all around. Romo didn't have a great day, but the offensive line was even worse as they were responsible for numerous false start penalties, and allowed our QB to be sacked something like 4 times. Miles Austin had a productive day, and Dez Bryant's punt return towards the end of the game that set up the field goal that sealed the win for them was a bright spot as well. And most importantly, the Cowboys got a win and are 2-1 and keeping up with the rest of the NFC East.

This type of performance will most definitely not get it done against tougher opponents though, and my team is going to have to get it together quickly. It also worries me that Jason Witten is really struggling with dropped passes, considering the fact that his reliability has never been an issue in the past. In addition to this, the Cowboys were penalized 13 times for 105 yards which is absolutely absurd. Their lack of team discipline, a theme that's held them back from being considered consistent every year, is something that they're going to have to change if they want to advance to a more elite level in the NFL.

Anyways, I will discontinue my criticisms for now and end this post as I started it: A win is a win. Smooches.

Cowboys-Bucs

The Cowboys have their home-opener today as they host the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Both teams sit at 1-1 as the Bucs blew a big lead to the Giants last week and lost a tough one on the road, and the Cowboys are obviously coming off a complete beating from the Seattle Seahawks.

We are going to have to set the tone early in this one by getting DeMarco Murray going to open up the pass game for Romo. The defense is also going to have to play much better against the run this week. The Bucs are known for having a pretty weak pass defense, but the NFL as we all know, is a very wacky sort of sport so you never know what could go down within this 3 hour time-span. All I can say at this point is that the Boys better come ready unless they want to get utterly embarrassed again. Get it together! Smooches.

That Ain't It.

The Cowboys got completely beaten into the ground by the Seahawks yesterday, 27-7. There was nothing pretty about this performance as my Boys looked sloppy and out of this game from the start. Whether it was a fumbled kick return by Felix Jones (who really needs to be cut already) or a blocked punt return for a touchdown, nothing seemed to go the Cowboys way as they looked extra soft on both sides of the ball. There's really not much else for me to say about this game except that I hope we can put it far behind us cause we definitely have some tough opponents coming up on our schedule in the future. Hopefully the Cowboys can start becoming consistent, but we all know their track record over the past several years smh. Smooches.

Startin' Off The Season REAL Right!!!

It gives me great pleasure to announce that my Dallas Cowboys were able to start off the season 1-0 by defeating the NY Giants last night, 24-17! This was such a sweet victory for me obviously because I hate the Giants passionately, and I'd love to see their entire team get the plague.

Anyways, Tony Romo, as I expected, had a fucking awesome game, racking up 307 pass yards along with 3 touchdowns and only 1 interception. What's even more impressive, is that he did all of this despite the fact that our offensive line was pretty much a mess last night. He moved well out of the pocket and found receivers and came up extremely clutch when needed.

Another pleasant surprise came in the form of Kevin Ogletree. To be completely honest, I had heard this dude's name in the past, but I really had no idea who this nigga was until last night. But, he certainly made a statement. He caught 8 passes for 114 yards along with 2 touchdowns and caught a pass for a first down at the end of the game that sealed the deal.

The offense generally seemed very much in sync for the majority of the night, and DeMarco Murray ran his ass off. He looks to be in for quite the season if he can stay healthy.

This was a great win, considering we went on the road and defeated the defending Super Bowl champs on their home turf, but it was only the first game of the season after all.

The Cowboys travel to Seattle to face the Seahawks on September 16th and hopefully they can keep this momentum going! Oh and was I the only one shocked to see Jason Witten out on the field last night?! Smooches.

TONIGHT WE DINE... IN HELL!!!

There is really no reason whatsoever to title this post so intensely, but anyways smooches to the fact that the NFL regular season is commencing TONIGHT!! And of course the Super Bowl champs (throwing up in my mouth), NY Giants will play host to my Dallas Cowboys at Giants Stadium. Unfortunately, Jason Witten will not be playing in this one as the Cowboys have intelligently made the decision to continue to rest his lacerated spleen. Jay Ratliff will also be out, but otherwise, the rest of the stars on the team are expected to play despite injuries here and there.

This is going to obviously be an extremely tough matchup for my 'Boys, but I do think it will be a close game that could end in dramatic fashion. I'm not too worried about Tony Romo's performance, but one of the major concerns in this game could be how the Cowboys' offensive line matches up against the Giants' monstrous defense. Hopefully that will not end in a complete disaster. Anyways, everyone tune into their TVs at 8:30pm on NBC to catch this opener. I know I'll be watchin'!

There's a New Non-Mutha Fuckin Facta On the Block!

That's right it's Chad Ochocinco!!!! Chad got cut by the New England Patriots and he better scrap around to get them dollaz before Ev starts to holla!!!! And we all know that chick can fight better than the best of em'. He was apparently released yesterday by his former team. Good luck to him finding a new place to play. Also, rumor has it that hotels are refusing to grant Ev and Chad a place to wed because of the bad reputation her show Basketball Wives has garnered. Looks like things aren't going Evelyn's way lately. Anyways, smooches.

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Super Bowl MVP, Eli Manning.

They did it again! That is, the New York Giants have been crowned NFL Champions yet again defeating the Pats in dramatic fashion, 21-17 in another come from behind victory. As much as I hate em', congrats to the Giants for this, and despite the fact that he still has down syndrome, Eli Manning has obviously solidified himself as more than an elite quarterback in this league. He's shown that he might even be better than dare I say it..... Tom Brady!! This city will be rockin' tonight and people all over NY will probably be drunk and out of control and smooches to that. Hopefully the Knicks will get some inspiration from the Giants and will start to play better too, but we all know that is alot to ask for. Oh, and I wasn't too far off with my pregame score prediction as well, so smooches to me for that. Congrats again Giants on a well-deserved, hard-fought season. You deserve to be champions.