Khloe's Back in L.A.!

Or at least for a bit. Her and her fam along with Malika attended the Lakers-Mavs game in LA last night. Unfortunately our boo Lam-Lam wasn't on the winning end in this game, but we are glad that Khlo was able to reunite with her bff and give smooches to her fam whom I'm sure she misses dearly. And it looks like Kylie & Kendall had little dates too, better run for the hills Bruce! Smooches & thank goodness the most evil woman on the planet, Kim wasn't there!

A Night Out With My Girls...

So I know it's kind of lame, but Khloe, Malika & I all went out the other night and just had to wear matching outfits. We were tryna have a sexy night out at the club and like the bffs we all wore these sexual leather outfits!! Oh and for those foolish doubters/hataz out there who don't believe that I was there with my girls that night, I wasn't in the first pic because I was parking the car while my girls strutted the streets into the club. Lika & Khloe hate parallel parking so you know I had to help mah bffs out! And in that 2nd pic in da club, obvi I was in the bathroom freshening up while my girls were taking pics!!! They love to play jokes on me & leave me out sometimes. LOVE you besties!!!!!!!!!!!!

I may be a bit Delusional BUT...

Khloe Kardashian & I are MEANT to be bffs. That is mah homegurll fo real. She's fucking hilarious and just doesn't give a fuck and of course has the most fab crew of friends, including hot celebs such as, Malika Haqq (kisses to you), Lauren London (smooches to you) and EVEN Cassie now (you know the chick that can't sing but had that hit Me & U and is now sucking on Diddy's dick day and night- that visual is almost as bad as hearing Cassie sing acapella!).

For the LONGEST time I've thought of ways that I can plot to become Khloe's bff and my mind has gone to places that it just shouldn't go (that in fact does include buying a 1-way ticket to L.A., hiding outside of Khloe & Lamar's mansion dressed in rags & trying to pass as a 12 yr old orphan who needs a family).  When the most A-mazing show on the planet comes on, a.k.a. Khloe & Lamar, (every Sunday night @ 10pm on E!) I'm literally smiling from ear to ear for 30 minutes straight. Love you Khlo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!