Goddess of the Day

This is really what life is all about. Although this is a Maury blast from the past, or "back in the day buffet" (a glorious term that a good friend of mine has shared with me in the past), I had to select this very clip as my very first video post. For those of you who are unaware of the 15 yr old goddess named Victoria, she was on the Maury show awhile back because she plain and simple knew that she was ready to have her very first child. Some of you foolish, illogical people out there may stop and ask yourselves the question of why a young ravishing girl like this would want to have a child at such a young age, but Victoria's reasoning has us thinking why shouldn't I be getting pregnant by age 15 by the end of this clip.

Some of her best explanations include the fact that she "has everything her baby will need". These items include a blanket for her baby if it gets cold, or in Victoria's words, "If mah baby gets cold, and it need a blank-aa" she's got it covered. Her other goddess like qualities include the fact that she is willing to admit to her mother that she has slept with multiple men without using a condom, as well as having sex in public and at her school, and "on da staircase of a building".

Some other key standout moments include Maury's introduction's into new segments of this episode which show him saying things to Victoria's mother along the lines of, "Do you want to hear what your daughter has done next!!!!!!" Maury's excitement in revealing more prostitution-like qualities in Victoria to her mother is overflowing like R. Kelly's urine on an underaged female, or my love for Mcdonald's chicken selects (especially around 3am in the morning when I'm black-out drunk) You also have to love Victoria's Puerto Rican/semi black/semi hoodrat ways of speaking because we all know she is most likely just some trailer trash white girl from the midwest.