Apparently people are up in arms because some woman from California attempted to prostitute her body for some chicken McNuggets. I am up in arms about this too honestly, but mostly because everyone knows it's all about Chicken Selects these days and not Chicken McNuggets. If she had been prostituting for a 6 piece chicken select meal, I probably would've bought a one-way ticket to Cali and joined the ho because there is nothing like the sweet taste of a chicken select after a long hard day of workin' these streets tryin' to get paper. So in conclusion, I would suggest to this woman to get her mind right and realize what is really important from the McDonalds menu, and what is really worth risking jail time for. Smooches to Chicken Selects.
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