So I obviously ride the subway to work every morning, & when you take the same trains every day you are bound to run into the same people multiple times. Unfortunately sometimes you see people that you never ever want to see again. I am getting sooo tired of seeing this one couple that takes my train every day. It's this Hispanic dude & this white chick. The girl always looks like she's about to cry, which really makes me want to put a blind fold over her, and walk her into the tracks as the train is arriving, & her boyfriend is always holding her and kissing on her on the subway platform like this is the last fucking time they're ever going to see each other. I mean it doesn't get much more romantic than that right???
Ughhh they literally make me want to KILL MYSELF and more importantly, they sometimes tend to caress one another in front of the fucking subway pole so I have nothing to hold onto when the subway suddenly pulls out rapidly from the station!! I really want to kill this couple because 1. Being exposed to couples that display PDA makes me feel sooo awkward (A reason why I've semi been avoiding my friends in relationships lately) & 2. They're just fucking annoying in general. Next time I take the subway remind me to bring a chain saw along with me so I can kill this couple once & for all!!!!! Smooches.
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