So I'm just gonna go ahead and take it there. We all poop, so go ahead and throw shade if you want cause I really don't give a fuck.
Since I've started my life-altering, super-exciting job, I've started drinking a cup of coffee in the morning. You know, that good ole' "cup of jo". And straight up coffee makes me poop like literally 3 min after I finish my cup! And I'm always sprinting to the toilet like I'm running the fucking Boston marathon. And as you expert poopers know, there's still a little leftover when you get to work in the morning. Lately I've been extremely frustrated in the mornings when I arrive to work because someone's been in the bathroom cutting into my precious pooping time & that just ain't right. I literally walk in to the bathroom at work, look at the feet underneath the bathroom stall, and am filled with devastation that I have to hold it in longer! ughh it's a hard-knock fuckin life man....
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