Throwback of the Day..

So I know I already blessed you all with a Rihanna throwback but I'm gonna bless you with yet another throwback simply because it's my fucking blog and I can do whatever the fuck I want. I was OBSESSED with this song because it gave me the opportunity to attempt to do the "Harlem Shake" anywhere and everywhere.

Since I know y'all just love hearing my stories from my youth, it's time to bless you with another elegant tale. I remember in middle school we used to go on this retreat every year from about 5th or 6th grade to 8th grade and we'd always have some type of dance. Of course one of these dances fell during the height of the "Harlem Shake" craze, so y'all know I had to show em how it's done! Something did stand in my way though at this dance. It was this younger bitch (yea so what if she was 10 years old- a bitch is a bitch!) named Courtney, or something like that.

Anyways, Courtney and I were constantly having "Harlem Shake-Offs" at school dances so you know I had to show this bitch up!! When Lil Bow Wow's "Take You Home" came on the speakers (what a blessing of a song that was), I almost went into convulsions doing the Harlem Shake! It got really heated and the worst part about it is that everyone after the competition said that we both did a great job and wouldn't name a winner. I literally wanted to sneak into the girl's bunk that night and pull that bitch by her braids across the entire camp grounds!! Anyways smooches for the Harlem Shake!!