1. Taking that extra 5 minute poop in the morning after I've had coffee while putting my macbook on the sink in the bathroom/listening to my itunes for another 5-10 minutes
2. Being indecisive about what outfit to wear which takes up to 10 minutes (Every day is a fashion show)
3. Taking around 10 minutes to prepare a ham & cheese sandwich for work (the difficult task of putting together slices of ham and cheese on a 2 slices of bread is sooo time consuming)
4. Checking my Facebook in the morning (an all morning affair)
5. Checking my email in the morning (staring at already read emails for about 10 minutes to kill even more time)
6. Reading posts on my blog over and over again to check for grammar/spelling mistakes
7. Waiting for my mother to leave the kitchen so I don't have to eat breakfast with her around (that bitch can talk forever, resulting in me rolling my eyes and giving her 'tude leading to a minor verbal skirmish- taking up even more time)
8. Sending childish early morning texts to my girlies
So as you can see, it is absolutely justified that I'm about 15 minutes late to work everyday. Thank god my boss is mad chill cause otherwise my black ass would've been fired on the 2nd day!! Smooches.
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