Is RiRi a TRUE Island Ho?

Let me first start off by saying that me luv mi gyal RiRi. Despite the fact that her voice ain't nuthin special, Rihanna is a hot ass bitch that does & says she whatever the fuck she wants, & I commend her for that. On top of that she stays putting out hot tracks & her last like 5 have all hit #1 in numerous countries around the world. So y'all can throw shade to the heavens, but you know dat rude gyal Rihanna gonna stay pon di top a di world. Additionally, myself and my best friend constantly leave messages on each others phones talking in Rihanna's voice and pretending to carry out scenes between her and her best friend Melissa. I know, we are such mature, serious adults.

But let's get to the point. With songs such as Rude Boy- in which Rihanna requests a "rude boy" who can "get it up" & is "big enough", as well as anthems such as S&M where she explicitly states that although sex is in the air, a bitch don't care- cause she loves the smell of it, we have to wonder, is our gyal RiRi really putting out or is this all a front, and Rihanna is in fact representing di Puritan nation of Bar-ba-tos??? (Ok I apologize if Puritans aren't prude, I just don't care to do the research.).  I'm not going to go much more into this now, because I know you all need to stop your days to think about this pressing matter. But if you want my opinion, I hope RiRi is utilizing her sexy island swag to bring all the boys to the yard, cause a bitch needs to get hers!! TOO-DA-LOO