And Now for Your RHOATL Weekly Mess...

So the usual weekly mess took place on RHOATL last night. This one consisted of a scary looking stripper with an enormous penis performing an elegant "self-sucking" performance at Kandi's 35th birthday party. This was so outrageous that even Kandi's mother, Mama Joyce was offended to the point where she had to step out of the party, and we all know how much she loves to talk about sex! (throwing up in my mouth). Smooches.